El dado negro... the black die

El dado negro... the black die
This is what started it all...

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Now ... el Black Die ... must die!!!!!

Fiona's rise to glory...

PERHAPS RESIGNED TO OBLIVION...

...Fiona, with none left to stroke her - save those who would risk irradiation - begins her descent to nothingness... or worse...

WITHOUT WARNING... A BLAZE OF WHITE LIGHT FILLS THE THINNING AIR, AND FIONA'S DESCENT IS HALTED, BUFFETED, AND SHE IS UPLIFTED, AS A COOL AND BEATIFIC BREEZE GENTLY VIBRATES HER STRINGS FROM CHORDS OF C TO G TO D, ROUND AND ROUND IN FOURS...


FIONA ASCENDS...

HER STRINGS HUMMING HEAVENLY HARMONICS TO THE FOURS STRUMMED FROM ABOVE...


UNTIL, FINALLY, HER GLORIOUS ASCENT COMPLETE...

She reaches the pearly gates of guitar heaven ... where she is met by St. Les Paul himself...


AND ST. LES PAUL SPAKE UNTO HER ...

AND HE SAID "THOU ART A FENDER I SEE; NEVERTHELESS, THOU ART WELCOME HERE ...

FOR ETERNITY ... IN THIS THE HOLY PLACE OF JOYOUS AND PERPETUAL MUSIC ...

JUST MAKE SURE YOU TUNE TO THE GIBSONS ..."


Friday, October 14, 2011

... my proof of Black Die's life ...

surely the cobra is not far behind... (cue flute music)
burn, baby, burn!!!!!! (ironic how words come back...)
snack time! (hehehehe... BD is lactose intolerant hahaha)
jump in... BD... (doesn't know how to swim...)
... and there is NO lifeguard ...
hottie
the wind is about 35mph... hold on die!
die in the sky...
play ball...
proof of life...

I asked for proof of life from guitar terrorist...

ALTHOUGH FIONA APPEARS TO HAVE SURVIVED THE NUCLEAR CONFLAGRATION... .......she won't be played by anyone NOT wearing a radiation suit for 5,000 years.....

AS THE FLAMES DRAW NEAR.... One can only stare wide-eyed...

Is Fiona fried? Or merely screwed?

"visiting a nuclear test facility?"

THIS JUST IN!!! New VERY MEAN threats this morning...

"close to the edge... go ahead and scream!"
By the time they get here... ... you will be an unidentifiable smoking pile of ash with a few useless wires mixed in.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

... and the game begins once again ... bwa ha ha

simple as that... die MUST die!
via taser...
so he can be part of the día de los muertos celebration!
robot can help...
now he's in hot water!!!
crazy panda don't like die
... tried to run away again... but mustache got him!
pretty in pink...
prettier stepping on black!
squeeze!!!!
jumping into the abyss!
it's a white elephant gift!!
crabs will get it!!!
boy will bite it...
even the caps wanted to destroy him!
papa bear? oh, he's there... biting, savoring BD!
BD made angry bird... well, angrier!